You want to know more …check on Estikay , they are following the matter very seriously…

New Japanese tea arrives and ….
Takeshi Kaneshiro is BAAAAAAAAACKKKK !

Go to see Takeshi drinking Lipton Tea !
His first 2010 shooting for a CM.

He already did a CM for Lipton in Thailand many years ago, and he regretted he could meet the elephants, and guess what…

It’s really superb. Go and check on STK

TAKESHI ! XIEXIE !

Takeshi Kaneshiro in Emporio Armani… have you seen the video at Giorgio Armani’s Milano fashion show ? TK is so cute in it…

Hard to believe he was such a Trouble Maker in 1995. Yes, you know that old movie called ” La bi xiao sheng” by director Jue Yin Ping.
(if we didn’t f.. up too much the pin yin. And we surely did… oh forget) Where to see it ? Ask there…

Any new interview since Takeshi Kaneshiro was in GQ china?

Is Takeshi Kaneshiro going to get married, be a dad, have baby, have a daughter, divorce ? I mean in Peter Chan’s Waiting
movie ? Or is all speculation from merdia… what ? oops, I’m so vulgar today. The media of …merdre (excuse my French, but it’s real litterature reference. Read “Ube Roi” some day. Merdre !).

Yes, I now you prefer rumors… even if you cannot tell the difference between a rumor, a joke and a beaver.

Nota Bene : This is a beaver.

Well, if you want to play, get a Takeshi Kaneshiro doll. Many figure designers have tried to make 45 cm lon… I mean 30 cm heigh dolls representing Takeshi.
Oh oh, what did you imagine ?
So here, it is what you ordered :

Kitscher you die… no, there is better.

Did Takeshi Kaneshiro have eye surgery ? Again, again… You mean he gets his eyes done every week ? I already told you.
The truth is Takeshi’s small eyes opened so wide wide when he read “Takeshi’s 45 cm…” !!! And his mouth too was as big as that of Moby Dick trying to gulp down the Titanic. He was thinking : “Oh does she know ? How can she know ? Did she see my… ? That can’t be. I never had a girlfriend… true, if I had, you’d read about it in Dairy Apple or other Chinese rags. So I’m pure like a newborn baby, nobody have seen me except my Mum when I was born in that clinic… Mum ?! Is that your blog ? “.
No, no, Takeshi, it’s not your Mum. Just a way to place keywords like wife, Mum, pregnant, wet, baby, wet, father, wet, Dad…

Do you remember :

… all the archeological kaneshirologic data base is on STK.

YEEAAAAH ! I AM THE ARMANI PERSON FOR ALL ASIA !!!!
(and that’s true… which is weird on this blog, but we are not perfect, he !)

Yes, many photos of Takeshi modeling for the real Armani collection… there.

Takeshi too…

“Green Planet Movie Awards (formerly Green Globe Film Awards) recognize Hollywood’s and Asia’s finest films, actors and filmmakers while raising awareness about the environment”

Did he really get one ?
Well they must know there on STK….

So, let’s go. Now the blogo-journalism muddy marsh that replaces media for Chinese language readers… Oh this time, they say Takeshi’s eyes would not maybe be natural.

Humm, Takeshi, my Chinese is not very good but they didn’t say glass eyes. They think you modified the shape of your eyelid. Oh la la ! What an extaordinary thing ! Who else did that ? Only 90% of people in Seoul, 60% in Tokyo, 70% in Taipei, 50% in Hong-Kong… it seems prices vary.
Anyway, surgery would really be a loss of time and money, when you can get your eyes improved in a few minutes thanks to the process of Biothakheshithermie.

I tried it for you.
My eyes were like that when I woke up :

Yes, bad diets, no exercise, cigarette, alcohol, sun-tan, drugs, everything, all the time, rock’n roll life in 20th century (soooo fabulously boooring !)… that used to be a problem.
No longer in 21th century :

…now people tell me I look like a doll.

That’s the same for Takeshi.
Aniki era Takeshi Kaneshiro :

And now :

I have obtained a secret exclusive interview of Takeshi… and I will put it online very soon. He will show you HOW ….

So, you like that small eyes singer aniki ? All the clips and TV shows, songs, lyrics… are there.

You know Takeshi Kaneshiro has changed of career. This guy used to be an actor (a first class one), but he quit circa 2009… No he sells stuff in train stations in Japan (Java Tea ads and vending machines…) and in departments stores or duty free shops in China.

He demonstrates cosmetics. And you the reference magazine for beauty products is “Durian Skin”. They interviwed him recently, just an few quotations…

Durian Skin : So that lady that seemed so young and was already 75 year old give you her secrets ?
TK : He, he…
DS : And you won’t tell us, just a little bit ?
TK : I’ve given a few tips to the directors of Biotherm…
DS : You mean the scientists that design the products ?
TK: No, no, the directors that shoot the Biotherm CMs.
DS : Ahhh, I see. So what’s the secret to have beautiful big opened fresh eyes like you Takeshi ?
TK : Teabags that you keep in your fridge !
DS : Oh come one… we’re tired of that one !
TK : But that works ! You need the good kind of teabag and a good fridge.
DS : Really ?
TK : Yes, we used Taiwanese teabags I went to collect in the mountains…
DS : Well thank you very much.

They were not convinced :

First a present. You all came here to see Takeshi Kaneshiro and his Japanese bride. Here is the photo :

The film K-20 Kaijin 20 mensou, legend of a mask… is shown in cinemas in China right now !
That’s a good super-hero movie… go to see it, everybody !

You should go to visit STK, as they have really good quali photos of the Emporio Armani Spring/Summer campaign 2010 in China/Hong-Kong with Takeshi Kaneshiro as the brand’s spokesperson. Oh, he said nothing about it. So he is the brand’s “shut up and be HOOOOT ” person !

There we translated a Japanese telly interview into English. Another translation from a Chinese article. So you can read what Takeshi actually says… or not, about his private life, love, etc… and compare with what you imagine, my darlings.
Yes, I mean you… you know who you are gullible people that browsed “Takeshi + baby + wife” or whatever and who jump on every rumour.

Plus, they added to the huge huge photo library, many more magazine photos (Esquire, Milk, Junon, GQ…) of Mr. Kaneshiro in trendy suits. All in black… and a delicious one in white Hugo Boss. Yes there are many you have not seen.

On the vintage corner, a series of tender teenage Takeshino photos…

And Takeshi Kaneshiro in photo shoot for Biotherm :

Well…. come here for the stupid inventions, go there for real Takeshi and facts.. S T K

No, no, no, the “Mum”…er well, the other parent is a….ROBOT and the babies are K-20s… so this time, it’s the Chinese version that is born !
Here is the big baby of that recent buzz on the Chinese web, all that for that :

You don’t understand who they are ? Go to read about K-20 on STK !

That’s not well to abandon your children… if the readers want to adopt some, it’s here.
So Takeshi, you’re going to that Beijing premiere of K-20 the legend of the mask ? If you don’t go to show your smily mug to the cameras, that blog could become worse. (yes, it can !)

I will tell you very very soon what got out of this…

If you can’t wait, you will visit STK where all the fresh news, latest photos of his Hotness in Armani… latest translation of an interview about the film K-20, the legend of a mask, kaijin 20menso…

P.S. : it’s cinema, don’t believe everything you see…